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December 14, 2014 Uncategorized

Christma$ Cookie$ of $ucce$$

I am awesome at making Christmas cookies. And by awesome, I mean I had 10/100 points for skill, 20/100 points for patience with my tot, 5/100 points for motivation, BUT 100/100 points for follow through!! 

And you know what Woody Allen says: success is 90% showing up. So the cookies were a big $uce$$. 

Friday we had a really rough day. I spent over THREE HOURS at the clinic with BOTH kids. What started as a well-baby appointment ended up with everyone getting stuck with needles an hour after we usually have lunch thanks to an extended wait at immunizations. During that three hours, Eloise pooped through four or five layers of clothes (including her entire emergency clothes stash), and Isaac broke part of a sink pipe (disobeying) while Eloise pooped all over the clinic bathroom. Add to that Isaac barfing Thursday and having to miss preschool, and we all needed a pick-me-up. I wanted to get my little guy a treat as sort of a weekend reset button. I presented him with a candy apple covered in sprinkles which he could eat after dinner of his favorite food: tortellini! But dinnertime was a mess—flailing, crying, flinging food, disobeying. He got sent to bed without finishing his food, much less getting his candy apple. 

So it was with no little trepidation we attempted decorating Christmas cookies Saturday night. Isaac loves helping me bake. I don’t love baking, but now I like it because Isaac makes it fun. Thursday we made dough, sampled it, corrected the recipe (more sugar! More vanilla! More milk!) sampled some more, got it perfect and tossed it in the fridge to chill. 

This is why I’m not on Pinterest all the time: ain’t nobody got nothing on these cookies! Obviously! Now, is that a star or a gingerbread man? Trick question! It’s DELICIOUS is what that is. 

I frequently feel like any effort to do something fun, to engage with Isaac — beyond just keeping my head above water with a newborn and a tot — inexplicably results in tantrums, poor behavior and frustration. There was a little frustration the 200th time Chris and Isaac elbowed each other out of the way for tastes like cookie dough vultures while we were cutting out the dough. But the fact that everyone did not have tantrums and, instead, actually had fun decorating/eating cookies makes it that much more $ucce$$ful. Little victories. 

Christma$ Cookie$ of $ucce$$
2 sticks of butter, softened
1.5 cups sugar 
1 egg 
3 cups flour 
3 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt 
1 teaspoon vanilla 
1-4 tablespoons milk 
Cream butter and sugar (give tot a taste), add egg and vanilla (taste). Stir in dry ingredients (taste). Add milk as needed for nice consistency (taste taste taste, lick bowl). Stash in fridge two days, or until tantrums subside. Return to dough and discover husband has conducted further taste tests. Spread a handful of powdered sugar or flour on a flat surface, pound out dough, let tot cut out cookies, and give millions of samples to hovering cookie dough vultures. Bake the nine remaining cookies at 350 for 8-15 minutes (depending on dough thickness), or until golden on top and starting to brown around the edges. Let cool while tantrums over not wanting to eat dinner subside. Decorate with loads of frosting! 

Fro$ting 
2 oz butter 
2 oz cream cheese 
Some vanilla extract 
A cup of powdered sugar 
Mix until smooth 
May your tots be merry and bright and may all your cookies turn out right! 

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Comments

  1. meganjaskoski says

    December 15, 2014 at 12:26 am

    I bet Isaac loved it. Nice job, Chez Mari!

  2. Anonymous says

    December 19, 2014 at 12:20 pm

    Mari! I miss you! You are a great mommy. Keep up your good work and have yourselves a very merry Christmas. Love Your Friend, Nicole

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