Hula is Happening

“Weight on the heel of your foot, not the toe like a haole.”

“In hula you always want to keep your knees apart. If you keep them straight you will ruin your knees.”

“Keep your knees bent. Closer together! That’s vulgar!”

“Girls, you need to learn more about your anatomy. I was trying to use the Hawaiian word but… well, not your butt cheeks—your butt hole needs to make a circle. Not your hips. Butt hole!”

I AM LOVING HULA CLASS.