I FOUND JESUS!!

Subject: Baby Jesus
Lost: a week ago Tuesday by one Captain Goodbaby
Found: tonight, Thursday, by Sunshine State Diaries Search and Rescue Team, under the bookcase

This afternoon I’d googled ‘little people replacement Baby Jesus’ and was amused by the first advertisement: ‘buy Baby Jesus now and SAVE!’ Ha ha.

Suckers! I found Baby Jesus myself!

Merry Christmas!