Our favorite 50s phrases: “go get mommy her cigarettes.” “Please be quiet and watch tv.” “Can you make mommy another drink, sweetie?” “Did you see Sheila wearing those pants? Hussy.”
On the menu, straight out of Nancy’s grandma’s Betty Crocker: Fritos, olives, little wieners, jello fruit salad (the jello did not come out smoothly—50s Housewife fail!), veggies, iced sweet tea, and koolaid. After an hour I added tequila and triple sec to the koolaid and poured a round of Sunset in Stepford cocktails. We would have rocked the 50s!